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2009 NFL Mock Draft

From a corner of the living room, Somewhere on 4th Ave.........Lupagus Presents his end of the regular season, SENIORS ONLY (Except for Declared Juniors) 2009 NFL Mock Draft!!!!!

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The Lupagus (AKA The Masked Lupagus) is a draft guru who resides on the stormy shores of the Gicchie Gummie. He has been with Draftseason since its conception. Lups is known for his fetching smile, abnormally large nipples, and he currently holds the prestigious title of Vice President of Operations.


Version 1.0  updated: 12-30-08

gif   1. Eugene Monroe OT, Virginia: The worst team ever needs help everywhere. While I'm a staunch supporter of them taking a QB here, right now there isn't one worth the pick, so they go with the best Senior offensive lineman available.
gif   2. Aaron Curry OLB, Wake Forest: The Rams defense is a total misery, and taking the best defensive player in the draft wouldn't be such a bad move.
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3. Brian Orakpo DE, Texas: Since the Chiefs let Allen go they can no longer sack anyone. Orakpo would be a really good helper in that area.

gif   4. Jason Smith OT, Baylor : Walter Jones is getting way up there and it is time for a new padawan to take his place.
gif   5. Malcolm Jenkins CB, Ohio St.: The Browns secondary was torched repeatedly last season. So taking this local product would help and he'd be quite popular with the fans and the ladies.
gif   6. Michael Oher OT, Ole Miss: The Bengals couldn't run the ball all that well this year, or protect their QB for that matter. So they grab the big man from Ole Miss and hope for a brighter and more productive 09 season.
gif   7. Vontae Davis CB, Illinois: Asomaghahahgha is a free agent so who knows if he'll be back and they don't have anything on the opposite side anyway. Davis has lots of things going for him, he is a great athlete, he has amazing ball skills, and he shares the same last name as the crazy owner of the Raiders.
gif   8. Rey Mauluaga LB, USC: The Jags were hoping for an offensive tackle here but an early run makes them "settle" for one of the best defensive players in the draft.
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9. Tyson Jackson DE, LSU: The Packers couldn't get much pressure on the QB in 08. So they will most likely be targeting a defensive end here at pick no. 9er.

gif   10. Michael Johnson DE, Georgia Tech: The 9ers pass rush was lacking last year. Johnson does one thing extremely well and that is rush the passer. It looks to me like this is a match made in mock draft heaven.
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11. Brandon Pettigrew TE, Oklahoma St.: What is the best cure for a struggling young QB? Give him a nice big tight end for a safety valve.

gif   12. BJ Raji DT, Boston College: The Broncos defense couldn't stop the most generic of running backs last year. Raji is a run stuffing machine and should prove to be a quick fix.
gif   13. Brian Cushing LB, USC: The Redskins linebackers are solid but age is getting to be an issue. Cushing is a stud and would be a nice fit in the teepee.
gif   14. James Laurinaitis LB, Ohio St.: The Saints will need to address their defensse to make it to the next level. Laurinaitis is an animal and should be a nice fit in the Big Easy.
gif   15. William Moore S, Mizzou: The Texans defense was offensive last year and adding a playmaking safety should pay dividends.
gif   16. Max Unger OL, Oregon: The Chargers don't have many weaknesses so grabbing a versatile lineman who can fill in at right tackle, guard, and center is a luxury they can afford.
gif   17. Alphonso Smith CB, Wake Forest: The Jets have one stud corner in Revis and a nice youngster in Lowery the rest of their corps is either old or sub par. Smith is gonna be a good one.
gif   18. Sen'Derrick Marks DT, Auburn: The Bears defense has lost it's bite. Adding another big defensive tackle next to Harris should help.
gif   19. Peria Jerry DT, Ole Miss: The Bucs group of defensive tackles will benefit from an infusion of youth.
gif   20. (FROM COWBOYS) Duke Robinson G, Oklahoma: The Lions get nutty and upgrade their offensive line yet again.
gif   21. Phil Loadholt OT, Oklahoma : The Cardinals can't run the ball on anyone. Maybe with the big man in tow things will change.
gif   22. Chase Coffman TE, Mizzou : The Eagles could use a playmaker at the tight end spot, especially if young Kevin Kolb is their starter next year.
gif   23. Jamon Meredith OT, South Carolina: The Vikings biggest need is at right tackle next year and hopefully there is a prospect more worthy than Meredith to go at this spot for them.
gif   24. Clay Matthews LB, USC: The Pats still need more depth and youth at the linebacker spot.
gif   25. Fili Moala DT, USC: The Falcons need another defensive tackle in the worst way.
gif   26. Darius Butler CB, UCONN: The Dolphins need better players at the corners.
gif   27. Victor "Macho" Harris CB, Va. Tech: The Ravens defense is tits, but some young feathers are needed in the secondary.
gif   28. Clint Sintim LB, Virginia: How do you ensure that your defense will stay potent for years? By continuing to add talent and depth.
gif   29. Evander "Ziggy" Hood DT, Mizzou: The Colts need a defensive tackle desperately.
gif   30. Alex Mack C, Cal: The Steelers entire offensive line needs and upgrade and Mack is a great value here.
gif   31. Juaquin Iglesias WR, Oklahoma: The Titans need a real receiver and Iglesias can be their hero baby.
gif   32. Brian Robiskie WR, Ohio St.: With Plaxico out for the forseeable future and Toomer aging rapidly the Giants could add a wideout here.